When do you drink champagne?
I only drink champagne when I’m happy, and when I’m sad
Sometimes I drink it when I’m alone
When I have company, I consider it obligatory.
I trifle with it if I am not hungry and drink it when I am
Otherwise I never touch it – unless I’m thirsty

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A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke

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In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is strength, in water there is bacteria

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He was my cream, and I was his coffee -And when you poured us together, it was something

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Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer

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If man has no tea in him, he is incapable of understanding truth and beauty

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Remember the tea kettle – it is always up to its neck in hot water, yet it still sings

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